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YOU GUYS, MEET KARINA. Life has been kicking our asses, but this week I had the absolute pleasure of chatting with Madi's renowned BFF, Karina. Like, THEE Karina. While she's not fully across Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Potomac, that doesn't stop us from dissecting the latest seasons. Plus, we've both just finished This Way Up so we're very excited about that. Most importantly though, I do Karina's birth chart and get to know her a little bit better. Also: general lamenting of house prices and the too-distant dream of property ownership.

This week I catch up with my bestie Huna to break down all that is the thirteenth season of Real Housewives of Atlanta (right before Porsha dropped a big one on us...), we give our thoughts on the cast of Real Housewives All Stars and other Bravo gems, lament the horrors of moving house, the joy of smoking and the pain of quitting, the meaninglessness of our horoscopes this week, having crushes on boys in bands (a bygone era for us both), and finally, we celebrate the greatest show ever: Criminal Minds. 

Brett Brett Brett Brett Brett Brett Brett Brett Brett this week on MAFS Australia was all about BRETTLAND and we LOVED it. Also, the Real Housewives of Atlanta go on (another) trip, this time to New Orleans, and once again Kenya is proving to be the worst person to go on holidays with, ever. Finally, we discuss the results of Drag Race UK, and get lukewarmly excited for Drag Race Down Under. 

Happy Spring Equinox! To be honest, thought that would be a positive start to the week, but apparently not. Ah well. This week Madi and I dissect Cynthia's wedding episode in Real Housewives of Atlanta, we celebrate the existence of Alessandra, the new expert on Married At First Sight Australia who actually forces the other experts to finally "expert" and call out the rampant gaslighting, and we fiiinally talk about THE Harry and Meghan Oprah interview. 

This week, Madi has finally caught up on Real Housewives of Atlanta, so we delve deep into everything that happened in The Dungeon. Plus, we get up to speed on the current season of Married At First Sight Australia (S8), along with our usual witchy horoscope check-in. The Pisces New Moon did not come to play. 

Madi and I are back after a brief hiatus, gritting our teeth into 2021 (we know it's March). This week we catch up on where we are at spiritually and astrologically, getting vaxxed and the treatment of marginalised communities by the medical industry, breaking down the phenomenon and toxicity that is Married At First Sight Australia, and the witchiness of Wandavision. 

For the final episode of 2021, Madi catch up on our horoscopes, in particular the havoc that the emo Cancer full moon is inflicting on us, and alllll the housewives. We are happy to put Real Housewives of Potomac to bed this season with a discussion of feminine emotional expectations, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has us relating to the concept of familial religious culture, and we rejoice in Real Housewives of Atlanta's return. Finally, check out my talented brother's Christmas singles and follow him on Instagram (@paulpkapelerismusic) - 

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This week Madi and I and cover the Real Housewives of Potomac and Salt Lake City (and yes, Madi's love affair with Robyn and Jen continues to be problematic). Madi also gives us some background to Truthsgiving, and the overall impact of Christian holidays on Native American people (see below for more resources). Plus! We finally watch The Happiest Season, and throw in some of our own lesbian rom-com movie fantasies. Finally, we delve deep into our horoscope full moon lunar eclipse feels. Phew.

https://native-land.ca

https://seedingsovereignty.org

https://www.bustle.com/p/thanksgiving-promotes-whitewashed-history-so-i-organized-truthsgiving-instead-13154470 

This week Madi and I explore the correlation between emotions/the physical self, the perks of dating someone who is studying psychology, and of course the latest in Real Housewives of Potomac and Salt Lake City. PLUS we break down the brilliant gorgeous witchy 2016 cult hit fantasy horror, The Love Witch. 

This week Madi and I get caught up on Real Housewives of Potomac, and our fave Salt Lake City. Plus we break down alllll the issues with the new Witches remake trailer and bond over our hatred of a certain actress. Finally, we do a different witchy horoscope update. And for this we apologise.