aphroisms

Phew. What a week in witchiness and housewives! Madi and I have both turned a corner now that Mercury has gone direct again, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has finally arrived and is everything we dreamed of, and Real Housewives of Potomac continues to be outstanding, allowing us to break up with - and resolutely leave behind - some other toxic Real Housewives franchises. Also, we review witchy movie "The Craft: Legacy".

This week I am once again joined by one of my best people, Huna! We get some timely astrological reminders, we extensively discuss my long-overdue and highly-anticipated experience with Real Housewives of Atlanta (seriously why did it take me so long?), plus of course we cover the latest on Potomac. 

This week Madi and I catch up on our horoscopes (duh), what a Saturn Returns is, plus as always there's a bevy of Real Housewives content, from Potomac to the OC. I watch my first episodes ever of The Bachelorette, discuss my paralysing cat phobia, and we both come to terms with evolving queer labels. 

This week Madi and I confront the harsh reality of when your faves turn problematic, the whiteness of the food and publishing industry (and the return of Bon Appetit video), profess our gay love for Charmed both new and old, and, duh, recap Real Housewives of Potomac. 

This week we explore what Mercury going retrograde actually means, recap the Savage x Fenty Vol. 2 show, Madi finally watches Real Housewives of Potomac so we can discuss The Aftermath, we offer a new take on physical brawls, and decide who's allowed to wear mullets. 

Madi is back! This week we check in with our horoscopes/lives, queer dating as butch/femmes, my best friend who is neighbours with Charlize Theron, celesbians who don't know they're lesbians yet, breaking down the This Is Paris documentary, and finally - we revisit RHOBH: The Dinner Party From Hell. 

This week I am joined by my very good friend Huna! I delve deep into her birth chart, and we finally get to catch up on all things Housewives. Huna brings an incredible conspiracy theory to the table about Real Housewives of Potomac, and we share our irrational undying love for now ex-housewife Dorinda (who Huna shares a birthday with).

It's the inaugural episode of aphroisms! This week Madi and I do each other's birth charts, get excited about Paris Hilton's new doco, finally catch up on Selling Sunset, and basically share our love of trashy (brilliant) reality TV. Join us. It's fun here.